bpdmemes:

Alexa release the serotonin

(via demonistic)

suspend:

“I wish we can just stop missing the people who hurt us.”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

just-shower-thoughts:

The older you get and the more professional experience you get under your belt, the more you realize that everyone is faking it, and everything is on the verge of falling apart.

saltfishandbake:

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

(Source: doublesslightpeppa, via thebootydiaries)

lesbianspacepilot:

nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

z0mbie-mami:

night time sucks because you’re always a little
1. horny
2. sad
3. overthinking
4. wanting someone

(Source: welcomingdeath, via perks-of-being-chinese)

z0mbie-mami:

night time sucks because you’re always a little
1. horny
2. sad
3. overthinking
4. wanting someone

(Source: welcomingdeath, via perks-of-being-chinese)

therobotmonster:

chaosinacoffeecup:

bairnsidhe:

stinson-png:

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

arodomon:

carldangerous:

Masturbate 👏🏻 that 👏🏻 stress 👏🏻 away 👏🏻

By Carly Rae Jepsen

(via dailyhangover)

baekphia:

maybe if john green hadnt talked about cock being one of his favorite tastes we wouldn’t be in this big mess 🙄

(via dailyhangover)

storyofthislife:

a cool date would be laying in bed while u show me your favorite songs

(Source: bohoboho, via oknope)

capteingoatfrog:

wake me up (before you go go) can’t wake up (before you go go) save me (don’t leave me hanging on like a yo yo)

(Source: manygregs, via perks-of-being-chinese)

qqquixote:

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

(via ouijaboardsexting)

sexwitsockson:

yasgawd:

i have a right to be unavailable, unable to reach, uninterrupted….etc. regardless of who you are or what you want from me

me to the student loan collectors

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

qqquixote:

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

(via ouijaboardsexting)